Those clothes need ironing, but there seems to be some delay. Is someone in trouble?
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Winter Solstice and Saturdays
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Why she insists on this damn ironing board is beyond me, I much prefer the whipping bench.
The new housekeeper wasn't much good but there were compensations.
* "Dumb Dora was so dumb she used an ironing board as a vibrator. Hey, maybe dumb Dora wasn't so dumb after all."
* "When exotic dancer Mystic's pole was damaged in the Seven Dwarves incident she cleverly substituted an ironing board."
She said she could iron and boy was she right.
"When he said he wanted to paddle me with a board, this was the first thing that came to mind."
The naughty lady say's " My boss, 'Six of the Best', has promised me, a good spanking on my bare bottom, if I fail to satisfy him in doing my duties.
Peter loved his sexy new wife but she had no idea how to put up an ironing board.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
Assembles in 10 minutes… My Ass!
Granny Francine’s House Keeping Service was the best kept secret in town
Helen….I forgot to tell you…The New Pastor Search Committee from our church is in the living room. They have been waiting for about 20 minutes!
Jim, you are a confirmed bachelor. Why are your clothes so neatly pressed and organized? You must pay a fortune for laundry services
I do!
Three hundred dollars an hour for ironing service, are you nuts?
This is what we provide!
Let me get my credit card. I’ll take a week’s worth!
Such a well presented bottom, but kind of hard to swat from that angle. Isn't it "iron"ic?
'don't you think', like it Kingspan.Nice one.
"Oh my... I just need to 'right' this ironing board I knocked over.
Darn, I guess I should get dressed first...um maybe."
Oh, hi there!
Don't mind me,
I'm just hanging out.
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They say the best thing a woman can do for a man is get the wrinkles out of his cock...
Oh, huh, what? Huh? Ohhhhhhhhhh---THAT'S what they meant. My bad. Come 'ere and I'll take care of that for you.....
"Hey big boy, wanna play a "board" game?
R.
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