Friday, April 26, 2013

Friday FAIL

More on the subject of panties: exposing them in public, forgetting to put them on,  and the dictates of fashion.

No exposed bottoms allowed in this store.

The same message expressed a bit more bluntly.

Warning: Please put down your beverage, and if you are eating, swallow before reading the next item.

See what happens when you don't?

Granny panties: never a hit with husbands.

Double your pleasure, double your fun at the rink next door to WalMart.

From Hermione's Heart


bob said...

I like the pantie signs now if there was a way to inforse themin the stores and make the kids pull up their pants. Onless your a female over 18 then it would be ok :)


bob said...

I like the posters but I thing the girl over 18 should be exempts from that rule WEG


DelFonte said...

I'm having a stressful morning and this has cheered me up no end, thank you Hermione!

PK said...

All very good, but I love the idea of the first two and wish I saw more sign like those everywhere!


dancingbarez said...

Lol, Thanks Hermione. These were great....the mechanic story was hysterical.

Tess said...

OMG I almost spit out my coffee at the computer screen. That article is hilarious...and those granny panties are gross!!! Thanks for the laugh:)

Hermione said...

Bob - Well, exceptions could be made by the management;)

DelFonte - I hope the rest of your day went more smoothly.

PK - So do I. It's an ugly fashion.

Dancingbarez - Wasn't it just!

Tess - Ha! I warned you!


garyntboy said...

I loved the mechanic story as well, so funny, would have loved to seen his face as he reappeared from under the car. That story alone makes it a hit for me.
Kind regards,

Our Bottoms Burn said...

Pants half down is crude. But, what keeps them from falling off? If my pants are down, they fall.

Minielle Labraun said...

Oh yes why do boys and young men of a certain age think pants below the butt is appropriate? We have at least trained our son to keep them somewhat higher. LOL
Those granny panties....well...

Kaki said...

I cracked up at the mechanic story, I wasn't expecting the ending. Thanks for a good laugh and the warning.

Terpsichore said...

who decided wearing your pants half way down your behine were fashionable anyway??? Thanks for the smile

abby said...

I think the first two are wins...and should be posted more. The others were good for a chuckle.
hugs abby

ronnie said...


LOL. I should have took your advice and put my cup of tea down before reading that article, so funny.

Thanks for the laugh now Eexcuse me while I go and clean my keyboard.

Have a good weekend.


Roz said...

Brilliant Hermione, thanks for the laugh.

I totally agree with the first two and thankfully made sure I swallowed my drink before I read the article. Too funny - now THAT'S embarrassing LoL


Anonymous said...

cute, but was looking for examples of cute women sans panties.... funny newspaper article
have a fun weekend
bottoms up

Aimless Rambling said...

OMG, I lauged at the mechanic one; the granny panties was funny and Iloved the ones about keeping "crack" private but the rest are deinitely fails.

garyntboy said...

The mechanic story made me laugh. O for a glimps of his face when he came out from under the car.

Sarah said...

I love these. I chuckled at the story until I got to the part about the stitches, then I laughed out loud.
I keep waiting for the underwear showing fashion to become a thing of the past, but I'm thinking its here to stay. :/
These are great. Thanks for sharing.

Hermione said...

Gary - I would have loved to see the wife's face.

Bogey - I have no idea how they stay up. Duct tape?

Minelle - Good for you.

Kaki - I didn't expect it either when I first read it.

Terps - I don't know, but it's an ugly fashion.

Abby - I agree, they are indeed WINs.

Ronnie - Oh, oh, I hope there was no sugar in you tea. Sticky keys!

Roz - Good, we don't need another accidental keyboard spraying.

Red - Sorry I disappointed you. (It was intentional:)

Sunny - Frankly, I think granny panties are quite comfortable.

Gary - I have comment moderation on. That's why you probably thought your first comment disappeared.

Sarah - No fad lasts forever. I predict it will soon be replaced by something even uglier.


Erica said...

ROFL!! Oh, that mechanic story is perfection!

As for granny panties, WHY does anyone wear those? Is there any item of clothing more unflattering?

Hermione said...

Erica - Only in Oz!

As for the panties, they always look enormous when they're hanging on the line to dry, even if they're size small or medium.