Sunday, April 21, 2013

You Completed the Caption

Housework does present some challenges, but you were all up for it. Here's what you wrote:

DelFonte: Why she insists on this damn ironing board is beyond me, I much prefer the whipping bench.

Simon: The new housekeeper wasn't much good but there were compensations.

Michael: "Dumb Dora was so dumb she used an ironing board as a vibrator. Hey, maybe dumb Dora wasn't so dumb after all."

"When exotic dancer Mystic's pole was damaged in the Seven Dwarves incident she cleverly substituted an ironing board."

Sunnygirl: She said she could iron and boy was she right.

Bonnie: "When he said he wanted to paddle me with a board, this was the first thing that came to mind."

Six of the best: The naughty lady says, "My boss, 'Six of the Best', has promised me a good spanking on my bare bottom, if I fail to satisfy him in doing my duties."

Ronnie: Peter loved his sexy new wife but she had no idea how to put up an ironing board.

Vfrat25000: Assembles in 10 minutes… My ass!

Granny Francine’s House Keeping Service was the best kept secret in town

Helen, I forgot to tell you…The New Pastor Search Committee from our church is in the living room. They have been waiting for about 20 minutes!

Jim, you are a confirmed bachelor. Why are your clothes so neatly pressed and organized? You must pay a fortune for laundry services.
I do!

Three hundred dollars an hour for ironing service, are you nuts?
This is what we provide!
Let me get my credit card. I’ll take a week’s worth!

Kingspan: Such a well presented bottom, but kind of hard to swat from that angle. Isn't it "iron"ic?

Minelle: "Oh my... I just need to 'right' this ironing board I knocked over. Darn, I guess I should get dressed maybe."

Ricky: Oh, hi there! Don't mind me, I'm just hanging out.

Sir Wendel Jones: RONCO Presents: The Pocket Ironing Board Spanking System. Order Now and RONCO will throw in the Pocket Paddle absolutely FREE!

Real Customer Testimonial: “I remember driving in to work one morning and saying to myself ‘Self, I wish there was any easy way to spank the maid while she irons’. Then I saw the ad for the RONCO ‘Pocket Ironing Board Spanking System’. Now I can satisfy all my kinks and still get to work on time with a freshly pressed shirt. Thanks RONCO”

Rednakedy: They say the best thing a woman can do for a man is get the wrinkles out of his cock...
Oh, huh, what? Huh? Ohhhhhhhhhh---THAT'S what they meant. My bad. Come 'ere and I'll take care of that for you.....

Welcome, Rednakedy!

A. Lurker: "Hey big boy, wanna play a "board" game?

Hermione: Millicent had just finished ironing her hair when the ironing board decided to retaliate.

Thanks for having fun with me this weekend. See you all next time!
From Hermione's Heart

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