Saturday, September 19, 2009

Can you do both at the same time?

Last night Ron and I were having some fun in the kitchen. I put my arms around him for a hug. He squeezed me tight, but kept his arms firmly around my waist. I waited, and when they didn't wander any lower, I reached back and tried to push his hands toward my bottom. His grip tightened, then he tapped me gently on the back of the head.

"Hey, don't whack my head," I protested. "That's not my erogenous zone."

"Yes it is."

"No it isn..." I stopped in mid-sentence. He was absolutely right. My enjoyment of spanking and all bum-centric activities originate in my head.

Then Ron relented and gave me some light pats, alternating between my head and my bottom. I laughed, and had an idea.

"Let's see if you can pat my head and rub my bum at the same time." I'm not really sure if he succeeded or not, but he tried his best until the oven timer sounded and we had to stop because dinner was ready.

From Hermione's Heart


Penfold said...

Thats a new one. lol, coordinations the key lol.
Its amazing what happens in our heads.

Thanks for shearing

Bear and Pen xx

Measha said...

The things that happen while waiting for dinner! lol

PK said...

He sure was right about where all our desires originate! This was a nice little picture into your day. You two are very lucky!


Fabsterrant said...

Lovers in love, a team you are. I can hear the giggles all the way down here in Florida. A pinch of wickedness resonates too.

Hugs, fab

ronnie said...

LOL, pat your head while rubbing your bottom that would have been quite a picture :)

Hope you both have a lovely weekend :)


Hermione said...

Penfold - It's an interesting variation!

Measha - A watched pot never boils, so we do other things.

PK - He was right, and I was surprised!

Fab - The wind must be blowing south.

Ronnie - And the same to you.


Abby Williams said...

Hermione, if ever I end up with my own publishing house, I absolutely must have you put together a collection of stories such as this one. You express all that is loving and human and wonderful about this favorite thing of ours. If anyone were to make the vanilla public understand what most of us are really about, I vote you as spokesperson. (Plus a bonus vote for the picture of Ernie and Bert. My favorites!)


Hermione said...

Abby - There's nothing I'd like better! I'm trying hard to convince the folks at work that I'm a competent writer and editor, but alas, can't show them any samples of my work! Glad you liked the picture too.