Thursday, March 27, 2014

Complete the Caption

Spring has sprung and a walk along the river is a fine way to enjoy the sights and sounds of nature. Taking time to stop and smell the flowers can be rewarding in many ways.

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will compile your contributions in an upcoming post.
From Hermione's Heart


Simon said...

For some reason nobody noticed the wonderful 17th Century bridge in his holiday snaps.

DelFonte said...

Picking flowers was strictly forbidden, but she knew the consequences and had come prepared for being caught.

Anonymous said...

"Howard! Will you look at that? It's shameful!"

"I agree dear. Someone needs to fix the corner of that blue raft before it sinks."

Anonymous said...

Spring is in the air and bulbs are in full flower.

Dragon's Rose said...

Petunia was in such a hurry to go on a walk, she forgot to finish getting dressed. Her husband was not pleased when she called asking for bail money again.

sixofthebest said...

The 'bridge of sighs', for this naughty lady for soon she will have her knickers taken down by her boyfriend or husband, for a good spanking on bare bottom.

River Wild said...

She stood there waiting patiently for her boss at the greenskeepers' to come back with the paddle and a camera. He had told her to plant roses in a shade of red along the walk, not magenta. So instead of firing her, he decided to spank her until her cheeks were the right color, take a picture, and have her try again!

ronnie said...

Sarah knew Tom would be surprised when he walked past and spotted her picking flowers.


A. Lurker said...

1/ London Bridge is falling down and so are my panties!

2/ When my great grandmother did this in London, the bridge fell down. I wonder if I will have the same effect on this bridge?


ricky said...

The flowers that bloom in the spring,
Give hope of merry sunshine--

Baxter said...

I just wonder why when I bend down to pick a flower my tender bottom gets a chill. Oh my.


It is International Buttcrack Exposed Day and I am the winner. Let them all enjoy the view.

Sarah said...

"Someone PLEASE smack my a$$! I'm begging for it!!"

WendelJones said...

Tis a very fine butt.

Unknown said...

An old lady passing by who didn't have her glasses on said to her husband: "Why just look at that dear - what a lovely big round smiley face that young woman has."

Unknown said...

An old lady passing by (who had left her glasses at home) said to her husband: "Why just look at that, dear - what a lovely big round smiley face that young woman has."

Anonymous said...

Is that a canoe paddle, I see. Strange, I don't see a canoe.

Anonymous said...

The tulips are in bloom, and if this imp bends over just a bit more her two lips will be in full bloom.

Anonymous said...

my, there is a cool breeze today
and I can feel it on my ass. would someone please take a belt and warm my cold bottom?
Oh, thank you so much!!


garyntboy said...

So........eating six raw eggs and then going for a jog is NOT a good hangover cure....blaaaaaaaaa.

vfrat25000 said...

Karen what are doing?
I dropped my last container of birth control pills in this flower bed somewhere!
Oh Crap!!! I’ll help you look for them!

Jim what are you staring at?
Uhhh Nothing dear...Just looking at the ornate bridge, I mean the relaxing river…I mean the marvelous architecture…I mean…Oh the hell with it…I give up…I’m staring at that gorgeous ass at the flower bed!

Ms. Jones, the Student Teacher for Central High School always had sold out attendances for her history fieldtrips. Her students developed an insatiable thirst for history.

Quiz Time: Is that a French, English or German bottom.
It’s a beautiful, nearly bare bottom for Pete’s sake. Now shut up and let me enjoy it.

It’s a Weapon of Mass Erections!

The City of Bargersville found a unique method of dealing with the nationwide recall of Viagra by installing “Male” Charging Stations throughout the downtown area. .

bobbsroom said...

At Last Somewhere to park my bike