While driving home from work the other day I passed a store that sells swimming pools, patio furniture and other assorted outdoor merchandise. I had driven by many times, but what caught my eye this time was a new electric sign that displayed constantly-changing messages, in a variety of colours and fonts, about the products available inside. This is what I saw:
Obviously this is what the sign was really advertising:
but this is what I thought of:
Perhaps I should drop in some day, just in case I was wrong.
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